I told my neighbour yesterday
That Anna from 2 doors down had a man over
Unbeknownst to her husband
Who had been away for days
Huh? Oh, for I haven't had jogged pass him at all this week!
I went over to her house immediately
When I saw Derek passed out by the pool
Flushed red cheeks screaming how much he had fun, obviously
Surely..., day drinking and experimenting stuffs
Ughh, with no other than that muscled friend of his
Left my neighbour a voicemail as she didn't pick up
Oh my God did you know what happened?
Stella bought so many new insurances!
Hurry, buckle up your seat ladies
A dead husband is coming our way soon!
I went to my neighbour's just now
It's pitch black outside but I saw it
Richie sneaking pass his lawn to Anna's kitchen
In her nightgown she welcomed him
See, what did I told you before?!
Some came to me by the news
Some you called in to 'inform' me
Some just stared me right in the eyes as I opened my front door in the morning
It was their house doctor
Visiting Anna's husband at home
as he had been down with a bad cold
Derek had a swimming coach that day
As he was struggling to breathe due to overexertion
while you stopped me to ring the ambulance just in time
She did not come from money
So when she was finally promoted after 10 years of working
Stella bought her first ever insurances, for the whole family
They had been married for 8 years
A homemade lemon cake craved by an eight-month-belly
and be damned, Anna bakes real good
I never knew why my neighbours never stayed
I made all efforts to befriend them
Updated them daily fearing they might missed it
Busy working or even baking
like my ex-neighbour now 2 doors down
